Hi! Im Robert and the oher day I was fishing at 8:00 o'clock.
I saw a very strong light.
It was a UFO. It stopped above my head and took me into it.
We flew for a while and an alien spoke to me in Italian. He is skin was purple and he had very big bright eyes. I was really surprised when I saw that he didn't have a nose mouth and he ate through his ears.
We started talking and I realised that he was a nice person. Then he asked me a favor. He wanted my sperm to cure his doughter's illness. I accepted and he took my sperm. Then he carried me back to my house and said good bye in a strange way. He toucher my eyes and sang a song.
After some days I appeared on the television and I did many interviws.
Nobody believed me and people killed me for being a lier.
I am explaining this from the hell and naw I'm going to drink a glass of blood because I am very thristy.